• 6,000 year-old kiss
  • We’re going to need another Timmy…
  • Winking emoticon…
  • Mop dog
  • Sounds like a plan
  • Let’s start this day properly…
  • Remember that movie?
  • When I read status updates…
  • That’s not what it means
  • Getting back from work…
  • The Beatles trying to punch Muhammad Ali
  • What I do after a shower