• Every time I hear someone say ‘I’m bored…’
  • Moose-tache…
  • The greatest what?
  • Is tough being a shark…
  • Someone’s tired…
  • English doesn’t borrow…
  • Hadouken!
  • I just have one question…
  • Schrodinger’s cat was alive all this time
  • It’s complicated
  • Pringles addict
  • Just following the instructions
Comments
  1. Big Matt

    7:58 pm

    One reason why I’m fat. I never waste pasta.