• The cat that has eyebrows…
  • Don’t quit, do it
  • When a zombie is looking for brains…
  • When a fly rubs its hands…
  • Done. Problem solved.
  • Coke Light if you use the escalator, regular Cola if you climb the stairs
  • Paper airplanes
  • Improper Etiquette when meeting the Queen
  • Every time I make spaghetti…
  • Time for your walk, kitty
  • Wait up!
  • The Next Call Of Duty
  1. Big Matt

    7:58 pm

    One reason why I’m fat. I never waste pasta.