• When the girl you like takes too long to respond…
  • Mahogany…
  • Earth, here I come…
  • Not sure if time travel or look-alike…
  • See yourself…
  • Roger that
  • A tip for guys…
  • Chick magnet
  • You just got friendzoned…
  • Thank God for that iceberg
  • Oh hai! Welcome to my lighthouse
  • I’m Watering a Shoe, F*ck Off
Comments
  1. Big Matt

    7:58 pm

    One reason why I’m fat. I never waste pasta.