• This is how my brain works…
  • Preserved Dinosaur Foot…
  • Only in Chicago…
  • When I get mad at my mom…
  • Disney? Don’t think so…
  • Okay…
  • Non-trumpet zone
  • Turn any orange into a candle
  • She’s yours bro…
  • AA Meeting
  • Think about what you eat…
  • Totally worth it