• This shirt freaked me out…
  • When people ask me about my weekend…
  • Smooth Asian pick-up line…
  • It’s finally happening…
  • We Are All One
  • Lesser known uses of Portals
  • She said she would do anything…
  • Physics…
  • Childhood ruined
  • I’m still waiting
  • She will be mine
  • The formula for every X-Files episode ever made