• Sophisticated Dog
  • He’s more successful than you…
  • Zombie Identification Chart
  • Wazaaaa!
  • Okay…
  • Why can’t I hold this?
  • Wake me up in two hours, please…
  • When your crush doesn’t reply to your texts…
  • My drive home from work since the Daylight Savings time change
  • This is called confidence in your product
  • I have seen terrible things
  • Goodbye, cruel world