• I never liked these people…
  • Lazy people problems…
  • If I died…
  • Well, dammit…
  • Stop texting my girlfriend…
  • Kunal Nayyar
  • Parents are too mainstream
  • Nope. No problem at all.
  • Showers will never be the same
  • Samuel L. Jackson joins Twitter in the best way possible
  • Give me your feet!
  • Oh My GOD!!!