• Men never grow up…
  • And that’s when you know your neighbor hates you…
  • When no one answers their phone…
  • Before and after you get to know me
  • Maybe someday…
  • I had a bro friend…
  • Whenever I watch CNN or other news…
  • Any time I’m watching Jenna Marbles, this is all I see…
  • Ewww, leave mom…
  • It happens more often than I’d like to admit
  • Amount of work required to look good
  • Wait, I have something in my teeth…