• I could do this all day…
  • Just looking after you…
  • No freakin’ way…
  • The best things in life are free
  • All of the animals!
  • Whenever my girlfriend says her dad is coming home…
  • The world as we know it
  • Told a chemistry joke in class today…
  • I don’t know?
  • Have you ever been so angry, you threw a fence?
  • Nice idea for a tattoo
  • Religious war