• When someone asks you out…
  • Me, being a scumbag before birth
  • So you’re late…
  • Marriage in a nutshell…
  • Derpdog vs. Tennis Ball
  • You talkin’ to me?
  • Okay, I guess…
  • Scumbag sun
  • Who says bats aren’t cute?
  • Grammatically awkward
  • This time he went too far
  • The first Transformer