• Well played, Disney
  • This is why you don’t leave yourself logged into Facebook…
  • Sneaky mosquito…
  • Safe Password
  • How my girlfriend feels when she’s trying to sleep and I want sex
  • I make milk
  • Ad Council
  • I like turtles
  • Well damn…
  • I don’t think that’s what they meant
  • I don’t mind coming to work…
  • Sir, blow into this breathalyzer for me