• When you correct someone’s grammar…
  • Way to rub it in…
  • Eminem made of M&M’s
  • How I fold fitted sheets
  • Don’t mess with Mister Neeson…
  • Then I guess…
  • A bowl of Boston Terriers
  • A more aggressive sales campaign
  • When I was your age…
  • My dad
  • My brain hurts…
  • Dammit! I bet on the wrong dinosaur!