• High school dislikes…
  • Riding a bike has never been more awesome
  • I like you but to me you’re more like a bridge…
  • Mother of Foosball…
  • Happiness and cats
  • What I feel like when I play Tetris…
  • Party rock
  • This is a cake, and it’s all edible
  • Toy Story’s Facebook statuses
  • Precipice
  • What little kids learn from Cinderella
  • ‘What You Wrote’ vs ‘What You Meant’ vs ‘What You Actually Did’