• You’ve probably never heard of him…
  • I just overheard this…
  • I prefer the real one…
  • You can only push a girl so far…
  • She’s so fat…
  • Meanwhile at the AA Meeting…
  • Overly Attached Toddler
  • Show me the way…
  • How would you fare in a zombie apocalypse?
  • Fire extinguisher lighter
  • Saddest costume
  • When I want to sleep