• This will solve 99% of my life’s problems…
  • Writing this from the hospital…
  • Awesome characters made out of aluminum cans…
  • Friend’s analogy
  • You have no idea
  • Hi babe…
  • Day off
  • Girls vs. boys before school
  • My neighbors went all out this year
  • C-C-C-C-C-Choo-Choo!
  • Ugly people
  • And you’ll never eat Oreos the same way again.