• Cuddles…
  • But that’s OK…
  • People is cruel…
  • How can I stop? Use your head!
  • SpongeBob Disapproves…
  • Such a knife day…
  • Never again…
  • After every shower…
  • Ever heard of princesses?
  • When I say ‘dude’…
  • That’s not a chew toy buddy
  • Unsatisfied expectations