• After I write a long text message…
  • The best antidepressant…
  • It’s okay kids…
  • Jesusing
  • If you repeat a lie…
  • Looking at your mom…
  • My kind of Christmas tree
  • Charlie bit my finger before and after
  • Jurassic Pope
  • Spanish class
  • John Kerry + Obama…
  • This is stuck in your head and there’s nothing you can do about it