• More fun than all of you combined…
  • Two guys and two dogs. Only one scooter…
  • I’m really confused…
  • Gnombies
  • Girls know that feeling…
  • Respect the party rules…
  • Proofreading what I write…
  • That’s cool, I wasn’t going to sleep tonight anyway
  • Third world speed bump
  • Why I use the restroom at work
  • Know the difference
  • Just got a new iPhone