• If I fits, I…ah crap!
  • How much I love you
  • Let’s flip a coin…
  • This is true love…
  • I never thought
  • Scumbag Dishwasher
  • This should be placed in all restaurants
  • Uh Doctor, your thumbtack fell out…
  • First!
  • Tonight I want it dirty
  • On his very first day of work, he was given just one task…
  • Capitalism in a picture