• Mom, wait…
  • We brought this on ourselves…
  • Smooth pick-up line…
  • Get one free…
  • When Pink Floyd is playing…
  • Look at your hand
  • Oh god, why…
  • Now my friends won’t talk to me
  • How my cats stand every day to watch the birds
  • A Potassium joke
  • A tree with a rainbow sweater
  • “Paint me like one of your French girls, Jack.”