• If you watch godzilla backwards…
  • The Vaders
  • Timmy’s dad was always my favorite character…
  • If we don’t find life on Mars…
  • Why sometimes I decide not to post on Facebook…
  • Because your dog needs to look more distinguished…
  • Public restroom rules
  • Whenever I buy a new cell phone…
  • Top of the food chain
  • Cold beer
  • Life advice
  • Mario vs. Pacman