• She’ll never have a boyfriend…
  • They still haven’t noticed…
  • Yawning hippos can be dangerous…
  • When I make a joke and nobody gets it…
  • Chain Chomp earrings
  • When I’m asked what I think about some big celebrity news…
  • New message at 4 a.m.
  • Rolling Stone’s Peter Travers: Worst movie critic ever
  • Guitars…
  • I’m kind of a big deal
  • Improper door mat
  • 1970 vs 2010