• German is a hard language to learn…
  • Have a sit…
  • You’re the most evolved primate?
  • What I really care about…
  • Movie intros
  • Cannot be unseen…
  • Stop discrimination
  • Dr. Seuss’ words of wisdom…
  • When I sit down on a warm toilet seat…
  • iPad pain
  • The Chinese have figured out what Twilight really is about
  • Plan of attack