• They don’t suspect a thing…
  • Accurate description of my relationship status…
  • Somebody loves me…
  • As soon as I see this on Facebook…
  • Let’s take all the crumbs…
  • College graduates these days
  • When my friend forgets to log out of Facebook…
  • Free the tree!
  • Give a man a bank…
  • Dear diary…
  • Hey class, listen up…
  • It’s OK buddy…