• Mitch Hedberg Quotes
  • The most American thing ever…
  • Why Snooki doesn’t eat lobster…
  • Normal People vs. Me
  • The perfect school
  • Mike Tyson and Holyfield using Twitter the right way…
  • Everybody’s weird
  • Imaginary talk
  • Complexed seal
  • Seriously, you should try it
  • You mean nobody else does this?
  • Phone has low battery