• I wasn’t there
  • Brilliant Alice in Wonderland costume…
  • Scientifically true…
  • Well, I guess I’ll walk…
  • Did you just ‘nice’ your own joke?
  • iTunes playlist…
  • Definitely a must read before going to bed…
  • A warning that should be attached to every single product…
  • I’m fluent in 3 languages…
  • Restroom mirrors
  • Pretty dead on
  • I got kicked out