• This party’s total chaos…
  • I can’t undrestand them…
  • I really do…
  • Lines you wouldn’t hear in a superhero movie…
  • If I stay perfectly still, he won’t see me
  • Every time I get into an argument with my girlfriend…
  • I’ll be who I want to be!
  • Best bachelor apartment ever
  • Remove first letter = profit
  • Definitely a college
  • Dad, this is Facebook
  • What you lookin’ at?