• The only species that can live forever…
  • George Waaashington…
  • Iguana Haircut…
  • You can talk them into any challenge…
  • Sassy Gay Friend…
  • Overly flexible attached girlfriend…
  • Only in Japan: Apple iPod vending machine
  • Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk
  • Game of Death
  • The logic is flawless
  • Every night…
  • Don’t ever lose your pen