• Butterflies are metal…
  • Expectations vs. Realities
  • Menacing tortoise
  • Adele…
  • Getting a cold…
  • Oh, Johnny Bravo…
  • The five stages of incessant pop music…
  • There, it’s safe now
  • Cleaning my cat’s litter box…
  • Guys in the friendzone
  • Seriously dude, commas
  • Betty White on Christmas