• When carpenters are geeks…
  • If you can read this, thank your music teacher…
  • Eating sushi with chopsticks…
  • Every time I apply deodorant…
  • Big fan of 50 Cent…
  • Why I never go out…
  • Try turning it off and on again…
  • Don’t text me…
  • Never underestimate it…
  • Drinking like a sir
  • Girls, please…
  • “Always thinking of my lady”