• The only way to function as a person…
  • Poor Johnny…
  • Faith in humanity gone
  • The root of all hate
  • Dogs are just too mainstream…
  • Grandma’s Beach Bod
  • Fairy fountain
  • A geek’s car
  • There’s nothing like a happy wombat
  • Three-player chess
  • “Men wouldn’t look at me when I was skinny…”
  • This kid will someday get revenge