• Easily the most badass parent + child costume ever…
  • Movies are unrealistic..
  • This house has had…
  • He knows what’s up…
  • One thing I’ve learned about college…
  • Women never forget. Ever.
  • It’s the future
  • Gender unfairness
  • Watching 30 rock when…
  • I’m using headphones…
  • I see you at the Halloween party, bye
  • So Penelope Cruz has a sister…