• If attacked by a zombie…
  • Senior Citizen Discounts…
  • Correlation vs. Causation
  • Eye contact
  • Gotta find something else to do…
  • In the event of a fire…
  • Don’t complain…
  • Reasons I make any noise in the shower
  • Badass Pokemon Pumpkins
  • Dramatic Facebook Statuses
  • The Beatles in 1957
  • TV show names according to my mom