• Headshot!
  • When I fight with my girlfriend over text…
  • Free Internet…
  • Wild tenderness
  • Facebook for me lately…
  • Rock legends’ quotes
  • Partying Sphinx
  • How I react to babies
  • I’ll just grab the hose… wait what?
  • I wish
  • Stretching out
  • Nagging spouses aren’t just unique to humans…