• Sometimes, Batman…
  • Suave pick up line…
  • It’s a bad time…
  • Not bad at all
  • You think money grows on trees?
  • Oreo stuffed chocolate chip cookies
  • Dear Parents…
  • When my girlfriend wants to watch her shows…
  • I just pooped
  • The reception is terrible on this thing
  • I would really appreciate it
  • It looks like a nice day for a bike ride