• When you grow up…
  • How to screw in the dark…
  • Oh, Google Maps…
  • Whenever I hold the door open for others
  • You think evolution is awesome?
  • Quick, get out!
  • Dear men…
  • Stop following me freaks!
  • Prayer logic
  • Eat all the Cheez-Its!
  • Hey vegetarians…
  • Key hook