• Wake up, bro…
  • It’s just a matter of time…
  • I thought it was easier…
  • My hands are cold…
  • Good thing…
  • Pastor of Muppets
  • I will never see the Arc de Triomphe the same way again
  • Best review of Twilight ever written…
  • Size of the brain
  • Strawberries dipped in yogurt, then frozen…
  • Yes, officer…
  • If popular movies were about my life