• Where I should be right now…
  • A keyboard full of life…
  • Thor… Thor Everywhere.
  • You have my permission to Rock…
  • I laugh at my own texts…
  • Philosoraptor goes to heaven…
  • Stop following me freaks!
  • Oh, I found £50…
  • Piracy
  • Louisiana, the only place where sometimes you have to swim to get to the swimming pool
  • The problem with drinking
  • A line of Play-Doh balls being shot