• Calm down woman…
  • Hillbilly Ten Commandments
  • The Universe Hates Me…
  • That explains a lot…
  • Every time at the eye doctor…
  • When someone writes a long post on Facebook…
  • When you clean up your room…
  • Buzz Lightyear snow sculpture
  • Yeah, screw you, Tom Cruise…
  • Men are all the same
  • Can I use one of your quotes for my book cover?
  • What lies beneath