• Awesome Apple Employees…
  • One does not simply… Oh damn…
  • You’re probably not manly enough for it…
  • 90s Teen Sitcoms
  • It’s good to be the king…
  • The coolest middle name…
  • Evil floor designer
  • The real heroes of today’s bad economy
  • Well then…
  • Waiting for the right moment
  • There goes my monthly payment…
  • My current relationship status