• Canada got it right…
  • When I tell people I don’t drink coffee..
  • The guiltiest eyes…
  • Brutal honesty
  • Time for some noodles
  • An atom says to another…
  • Care for a drink?
  • A divorce lawyer’s business card
  • Your superhero name is going to suck…
  • “The thing is…I told her you were a hamster…”
  • Screw floodwater!
  • Odd hair