• You’re a bunch of phonies…
  • Current relationship status…
  • College days summed up…
  • Call the exorcist…
  • This is your captain…
  • Now they regret it…
  • Bat mobile
  • Why I don’t let my girlfriend play with my Xbox…
  • Father to son
  • Drunk texts
  • I’m fine here…
  • Selfish bird