• The longer you stare…
  • Best way to get a girlfriend…
  • I can’t take police chases seriously anymore…
  • Play again?
  • I worry about this every day…
  • So that’s why…
  • When Bohemian Rhapsody starts playing…
  • Academic acronyms
  • When I’m leaving work and a co-worker tries to talk to me…
  • He likes me!
  • Olde tyme haters gonna hate
  • Text and drive scare tactic