• Not actually that perfect…
  • I got a chain letter…
  • I’ll never let go…
  • When people don’t laugh at my jokes…
  • Best party rules ever
  • The dog is missing?
  • And that’s how we get oil and natural gas…
  • What I’d like to do to all my Facebook contacts…
  • Before you ask…
  • Leaving my phone on silent…
  • Hipster Snoopy
  • Heart of a Samurai