• Every time I order something online…
  • On the 12th day of Christmas…
  • Seems about right…
  • You leave your computer alone for one second…
  • This kid is going places…
  • Lost a friend today…
  • Dog was right
  • How to fix a broken heart
  • Great Idea! Oh, nevermind…
  • Jimi Hendrix writes a postcard to his father
  • Yo momma is so fat…
  • Does anybody else do “The X”?