• Humanity, you’re doing it right…
  • Shaving like a boss…
  • Whenever my computer forgets my auto-fill info…
  • My second favorite
  • Bathroom imagination
  • Most vulgar character of all time
  • One of the best feelings…
  • Women are complicated
  • Stealing plants
  • Evil plotting raccoon
  • Funny how these things work
  • Pepper-spraying cop…