• Before the Internet…
  • Books are awesome…
  • Whenever it’s time to go to bed…
  • Someone please explain how this works…
  • After men and women get married…
  • Have you ever been this happy?
  • Every time I try to get off the internet…
  • Stable relationship
  • I drink your hot tub… I drink it up!
  • That’s it, I’m out
  • At last I know how it feels…
  • Go to hell. I’m comfortable.