• Bacon bowls…
  • Corgi Flop
  • Texting my boyfriend…
  • What the Internet has done to us…
  • Como te…
  • I’m sorry, really…
  • Mommy, can I get Scooby-Doo?
  • Chill out…
  • I saw dad with mom…
  • Freddie Mercury riding on the back of Darth Vader
  • You need to have your priorities in order
  • It ain’t gonna suck itself