• I’m safe…
  • My poor dog…
  • Welcome to Facebook…
  • I knew it all along!
  • Join the resistance
  • You retired?
  • Hey there buddy!
  • Uhm…No. I prefer my jeans.
  • Bah. I’m outta here.
  • I’m kind of a big deal
  • There is no I in happiness
  • How very interesting