• Pinnochio, you clever bastard…
  • Hang in there, help is on the way…
  • Secrets of picking up women…
  • Best way to troll a cat…
  • Why Luke, why?
  • My last wish
  • They are our future
  • Every time I invite people over…
  • It’s painful
  • They must have guessed wrong…
  • My next Halloween body paint
  • Let me get that for you