• Well, I guess I’ll never wipe again…
  • Things that only happen in Russia…
  • Let’s hope for the best…
  • How the world works…
  • Pretty much the greatest thing ever
  • Screw you, scientists…
  • Airplane mode
  • I’m bringing the party to you…
  • So I left my house…
  • Probably the coolest building ever
  • Facebook people from my hometown
  • When I find typos in my graded papers